I hope I die of something that allows me to organize an event to commemorate my death and invite all my acquaintances to watch me perform Bye Bye Life and hopefully die on stage.
Dead serious, Colorado should make 4/20 a holiday.
Even if it’s not recognized. If it was just a fair with pretzel stands and balloons it would be enough.
Everybody would go to Colorado for 420 weekend.
Welcome to atop the Berlin wall, where bad commies burn.
Stalin’s gonna teach you all, a lesson you won’t learn.
Trotsky, you’re not the smartest, Malevich, you’re not an artist.
Everyone who’s ever had a bad comment published, it could be your turn,
He is a marx! Punch! Has a purdy ‘stash!
He has a labor camp! Where’d he purchase that?
Coins, rubles, capitalist bucks!
THIS COMMIE SUCKS!
"How do people even give you notes?"
oh god I’m so hungry right now, I can’t remember ever being so hungry, I can’t even sleep