Welcome to atop the Berlin wall, where bad commies burn.
Stalin’s gonna teach you all, a lesson you won’t learn.
Trotsky, you’re not the smartest, Malevich, you’re not an artist.
Everyone who’s ever had a bad comment published, it could be your turn,
He is a marx! Punch! Has a purdy ‘stash!
He has a labor camp! Where’d he purchase that?
Coins, rubles, capitalist bucks!
THIS COMMIE SUCKS!
"How do people even give you notes?"
oh god I’m so hungry right now, I can’t remember ever being so hungry, I can’t even sleep
I’ve discovered a new weapon
Sing, hum or whistle a small bit of a recognizable song. Only a little and stop before finishing the bit of melody, forcing them to finish it in their heads.
Watch as it gets stuck in people’s heads.
Works every time.
I qualified for medicaid
now if only the medicine I needed was legal…