I’ve discovered a new weapon
Sing, hum or whistle a small bit of a recognizable song. Only a little and stop before finishing the bit of melody, forcing them to finish it in their heads.
Watch as it gets stuck in people’s heads.
Works every time.
I qualified for medicaid
now if only the medicine I needed was legal…
there was an earthquake? huh
mfw people that think in a gadda da vida is a long song