Like I give a fob

• Romano: Spain look, my OTP spoKE TO EACHOTHER
• Spain: What.
• Romano: FUCKING BASTARDS HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT
• Spain: Romano please calm down
• Romano: LOOK THEY WERE CLOSE ENOUGH TO FUCKING KISS SHIT I NEED TO LIVEBLOG THIS SHIT OH MY GOD LOOK SPAIN LOOK.
• Spain: Romano last time this happened I had to hold you while you-
• Romano: SHUT THE FUCK UP MY FOLLOWERS ARE WAITING. I HAVE 257 YOU KNOW
• Spain: ...**sigh**
• Romano: ASDUSDAHU AHAHA OH MY GOD NO THEY JUST OH MY GOD SPAIN
• Spain: ...are you okay. What happened sweetheart.
• Romano: Somebody did fanart of them and THEY'RE IN THIS EPISODES OUTFITS OH GOF MY FUCKING FEELS THOSE FUCKING BITCHES AAAHHHH DFSUIDFSHU
• Spain: Come here.
• Romano: NO I HAVE BLOGGING TO DO FUCKER. JUST **chokes up** just give me a minute, bastard.
• Spain: You will regret this, dear.
• -30 minutes later-
• Spain: **cooking**
• Romano: SPAIN. SPAIN. SPAIN HOLD ME OH MY GOD MY BABIES, OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE HELP ME SPAIN.
• Spain: ...**sighs again and runs to Romanos room**
• Romano: **in teh fetal position crying** SHE DIED. SHE DIED AND LEFT HIM LOOK HE'S HEARTBROKEN I'M GOING TO DIE MY OTP, MY SHIP HAS SUNK.
• Spain: I told you you'd regret this... **rests Romanos head in his lap until he falls asleep**
• -next day-
• Romano: OMG SPAIN LOOK AT THIS FANART MY ICON BUDDY DREW FOR ME ISN'T SHE FUCKING PRESH?
• Spain: ...I hate tumblr.