Tony: “Oh you’ve been such a naughty boy this year, Mr. Rogers.”
Steve: “Wait a minute, Tony. I thought I was supposed to play “Sexy Santa” tonight”
Tony: “What? Steve, I thought we settled this already. I get to be Santa tonight.”
Steve: “But I have a beard, a suit, and everything. All you have is a hat, Tony. I am far more qualified to be Santa.”
Tony: “….Maaaaaybe we need to work on this whole “roleplay” thing.”
tears just streaming down my face omfg
Im too busy looking at Nick Fury with the badass pink flower necklace
I’m so skilled, guys.